Police officers rescued the little pup from an abusive owner. And then one adopted her.
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
What was the funniest moment from behind the scenes of Catching Fire? [x]
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird
This is so accurate.
here’s to impatient assholes